- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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