Cripples are lame.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

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