- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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