- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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