Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Fiats

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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