- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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