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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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