Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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AIDS

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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child labor

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Bob dole

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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womens rights

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What's 9+10? 19

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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You have cancer

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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