- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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