- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

whats 2+2? 4

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??