Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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im watching you..

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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