- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Butt poop.

nipple

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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