how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

How did the girl die? 25.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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