What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Justin's hair

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Jews

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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2 Penises

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Black...

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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