- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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