what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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A white person at Harvard

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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