A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Dylan is a person

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

ass in my face ? no

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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