- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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