What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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