Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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