roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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