- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

whats long and green? weed

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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