What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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WNBA

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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