- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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