- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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