- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Blake wilkeys hair style

Homosexuals are gay.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Andy Carrol

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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