- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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