- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Homosexuals are gay.

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