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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

John Stamos.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Queens Park rangers

Your mama's so fat.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.