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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did Delaware? A coat.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

The Pope

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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