If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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NASCAR

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raisin boogers

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Andy Carrol

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Gun Control

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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