- Anti Joke

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Women's rights

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Women's rights

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.