- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's 9 plus 10? 19

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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