Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did the

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A cow says moo and explodes.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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