- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A baby seal walks into a club.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Jews

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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