why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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