haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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hi

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Fiats

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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