- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why did the dog eat poop?

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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