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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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WNBA

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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