- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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