- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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