Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Knock knock. Come in.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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