whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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