Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A white person at Harvard

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Justin Bieber

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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poop

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Get in the car.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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