Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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hi

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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