- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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