fava beans

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Neither does he.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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