A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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yes... that's the joke

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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