Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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whats black? a black man

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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WHAT????

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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