What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

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