Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats 2+2? 4

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NAACP

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Not a joke.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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