What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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A man buys a prius

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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