why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Ebola

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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the WNBA

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Wy did the chicken?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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