- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

My kids are mistakes.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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