- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there no one

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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