Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Religion.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What number comes after 29? 30.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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