- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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