Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

GONNA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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