Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why? Whats wrong?

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do u call a black person by his name

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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