What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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