What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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That's not what she said.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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