Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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