How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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thumbs up!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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These Jokes suck.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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