What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Republicans

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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