Cancer.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Penis

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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im watching you..

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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whats a dick a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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