- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what?

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

obama

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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