- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why did the puppy poop? he had too

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

The Holocaust.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

WNBA

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A young baby died.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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