- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Potassium? K.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

... i forgot the joke :p

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

This is not an anti joke.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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