How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

Women's rights.

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

a fish swimming in the water swims

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

The Holocaust.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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