Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Bake until golden at 375

Erectile Dysfunction.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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