- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Your mom.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

A black man says "ask" correctly.

your life

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

shut up iggy

Hi Jacob You cool

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