what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Your mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Strawberries!

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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shut up iggy

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