crap!!

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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Anything involving women..

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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