What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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melon

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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whats your name? bumder:)

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pickle juice?

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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