- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Turn around.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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