Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

spell backwards: taco cat

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Butt Sex.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

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