What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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