What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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