- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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