Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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hi mom

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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