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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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