Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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I would rape her

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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